Ethereum’s Rebound

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Ethereum’s Rebound 💎     

Last week, the market stumbled out of bed, knocked over its glass of cheap whiskey (aka U.S. payroll numbers), and faceplanted. But then something magical happened: the government decided you can gamble your retirement on crypto, and boom — total crypto market cap surged back over $4 trillion. Again.

So here we are. Bitcoin's back to flirting with $122,000 like it’s the hot girl from your high school reunion. And Ethereum? She got her hair done and hit a fresh yearly high. Suddenly, everyone's pretending they always believed in quality projects. Lido, Chainlink, Ethena — the nerds nobody invited to prom are now headlining the afterparty.

LidoDAO 🎯 

You like staking? Of course you don’t. It’s boring. It’s technical. It doesn’t have a dog mascot. But Lido doesn’t care. It’s sitting on $38 billion in staked ETH like a dragon guarding a hoard, and last week it moonwalked past a 70% price gain.

Why? Because the SEC finally stood up, brushed the Cheeto dust off its shirt, and said, “Yeah, stETH isn’t a security.” Lido now owns 87% of the liquid staking market. That’s not a typo. That’s borderline dictatorship.

Oh, and it makes about a billion bucks a year. In a bear market. With a $323 million treasury. It doesn’t make memes — it makes money. And it’s coming for the institutions next. Asset managers, exchanges, fintech bros — Lido’s got a custody-ready solution for all of them. Your 401(k) is going to be yoked in staked ETH before you can say “decentralized.”

Chainlink ⛓️ 

Chainlink is that kid in class who does everyone’s homework but still eats lunch alone. It moves data between the blockchain and the real world — and now it's working with the New York Stock Exchange. That’s right, your dad’s retirement account just shook hands with DeFi.

Chainlink is now the Bloomberg Terminal of crypto. It’s not sexy. It doesn’t pump 1,000% overnight. But if you want anything tokenized — stocks, bonds, pictures of your dog — you’re gonna need it.

Ethena ♊️ 

Ethena is that new kid who shows up wearing designer shoes and already has $10 billion in market cap. In 500 days. Its stablecoin (USDe) is partially backed by BlackRock, because why not? And ENA just ripped 146% this month.

Oh, and it might soon start paying holders a cut of protocol revenue. You know, like an actual business. Gross.

The Takeaway 🥡 

While memecoins sleep off last weekend’s bender, real projects are making moves. Ethereum’s ecosystem isn’t just growing — it’s adulting. It’s got revenue, partnerships, and regulatory clarity (sort of). This isn't just another bounce. It might be the start of something sustainable.

Which is weird. And kind of exciting. And a little terrifying.

Banks, Boomers, and Bitcoin 💴  

Imagine this: You’ve spent a decade watching banks side-eye crypto like it just farted in church. Regulators treating Bitcoin like it personally ran over their dog. And your 401(k)? Locked tighter than your ex’s Instagram.

And then — boom. The GENIUS Act passes.

Crypto Wins 🥇 

That’s right. The U.S. government just did something pro-crypto. Not a tweet. Not a vague committee hearing. An actual law. With signatures and everything. And get this — it doesn’t ban stablecoins, confiscate your hardware wallet, or declare Ethereum a war crime.

Here’s what it does do:

  • Banks can finally custody crypto without crying afterward.

  • Stablecoin issuers get a legal framework (aka “we cool now”).

  • TradFi institutions are cleared to build on blockchain without being tased by Gary Gensler.

  • And the big one: your 401(k) can now hold Bitcoin. Yes, that 401(k). The one currently invested in Target Date Funds and disappointment.

Party Crasher 🪅 

Let that wash over you like a warm bath full of laser-eyed maxis. The $9 trillion locked inside 401(k)s can now legally, cleanly, and proudly buy crypto. Just 1% of that oozing into Bitcoin would send prices to “your Uber driver is quoting Satoshi” levels of mania.

And it won’t stop at Bitcoin. You think BlackRock’s just here to HODL a meme coin or two? Please.

The Disruptors ⛈️ 

Here’s the dirty secret: stablecoins are already doing more volume than Visa. Yep. In Q2 of 2024, they processed $8.5 trillion — with a “T.” That’s not a typo. That’s what disruption looks like in khakis.

And now that banks have a green light to use them? We’re looking at a full-scale invasion of TradFi by digital dollars. No weekends. No borders. No middlemen asking for two forms of ID and your blood type.

That’s why I’ve been pounding the table (and occasionally my head) about six key projects positioned to moonwalk through this melt-up — including one free pick I believe could become the TCP/IP of stablecoins. Yes, I said it. Bold. Possibly unhinged. But not wrong.

The Play ⚽️ 

Right now, the market’s having mood swings. Perfect. Volatility is the price of admission for generational wealth. Small positions. Big conviction. No panic-selling just because your aunt texted “Is Bitcoin dead?

Because here’s the truth: you’re not just investing in the next leg of the crypto cycle — you’re investing in the moment it goes mainstream.

Banks. Retirement accounts. Corporations. The whole boring system is finally joining the party. Try not to look too surprised.


COIN SPOTLIGHT 🔍️ 

No Hype. No Shill  🏵️  

Let’s get one thing straight: I don’t own these tokens (yet). But I’m watching them like a hawk in a hardware wallet store. These aren’t the usual overhyped tickers drowning in Discord spam. These are early-stage, under-the-radar projects actually building something — with traction, real use cases, and room to run.

$COD3X 🔩 

Market Cap: $7.3M
What it does: Build your own AI trading agent. It trades while you sleep, snack, or rage-scroll Twitter.

Cod3x wants to be the App Store of AI bots — not just one product, but an entire toolkit. Devs and non-devs alike can spin up autonomous agents that execute DeFi strategies like yield farming, DCA, or on-chain arbitrage. It’s early. It’s lean. But the idea is compelling: become the infrastructure layer powering the next wave of AI-driven DeFi.

Yes, the agent field is crowded. But Cod3x is carving out a unique position — one worth watching closely.

$ZyFAI 🛫 

Market Cap: $6.4M
What it does: AI-driven yield optimizer that keeps you in control.

ZyFAI blends trustless DeFi principles with smart automation. You keep custody of your funds — no scary “send your tokens here” business — while the AI reallocates your capital across pre-set strategies. Current options include:

  • Safe: Conservative protocols like Aave and Compound.

  • Yieldor: More aggressive vaults with higher returns.

  • Airdrop Farming (coming soon): Think of it as passive campaign hunting.

It’s got strong UX, is early in price discovery, and feels like it’s just getting started. A stealth contender.

$GIZA 🤖 

Market Cap: $44.5M
What it does: AI-powered yield optimization — already managing serious money.

Giza has processed over $1B in volume and is managing $400M+ in AUM. It’s built for institutions and whales, using session keys for real-time execution without sacrificing custody. It’s secure, battle-tested, and gaining momentum across DeFi integrations.

Oh, and they have their own agent (ARMA) and a stablecoin. It’s like the ZyFAI big brother who wears a blazer and always has a pitch deck ready.

$ETHY 🏦 

Market Cap: $5.0M
What it does: Natural-language trading agent that can execute full DeFi actions.

ETHY is built by the team behind Basenames (650K+ users), and it’s having a serious moment — #1 on Virtuals, featured in The Base App, and listed on Coinbase. Its ChatGPT-style interface makes it super intuitive: stake tokens, move funds, DCA, even auto-sell based on signals. It’s retail-ready and riding momentum, up 10x recently.

The Takeaway 🥡 

These aren’t polished, VC-backed monsters. They’re lean, scrappy, and early. And that’s exactly what makes them interesting. Because when the next DeFi wave hits, it’s often the small, overlooked builders that ride it highest.

Do your own research. Set alerts. Stay curious.


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FINAL SPIN 📽️ 


LAST CHAPTER 📺️ 

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