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Former Zillow exec targets $1.3T market

The wealthiest companies tend to target the biggest markets. For example, NVIDIA skyrocketed nearly 200% higher in the last year with the $214B AI market’s tailwind.

That’s why investors are so excited about Pacaso.

Created by a former Zillow exec, Pacaso brings co-ownership to a $1.3 trillion real estate market. And by handing keys to 2,000+ happy homeowners, they’ve made $110M+ in gross profit to date. They even reserved the Nasdaq ticker PCSO.

No wonder the same VCs behind Uber, Venmo, and eBay also invested in Pacaso. And for just $2.90/share, you can join them as an early-stage Pacaso investor today.

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GET IT RIGHT 🎯 

Above The Grade 💎     

AI is changing the world — curing diseases, automating jobs, making deepfakes of your dog. Naturally, it has now wandered onto the blockchain like a Roomba with ambition.

Welcome to decentralized AI: where artificial intelligence meets distributed ledgers and both pretend they understand each other.

Here are three projects actually doing something in this space — and no, they’re not just ChatGPT clones with token logos slapped on.

1. RENDER 🏔️ 

Narrative: Decentralized video rendering (a.k.a. the thing that makes movies look good and melts your MacBook).

Rendering video is absurdly computational. A single HD frame can require 20 million calculations. Multiply that by every frame of Shrek 2 and you get why cloud giants charge more than your rent.

Render’s big idea? Crowdsource idle GPUs from around the world and pay people in RENDER tokens. No giant server farms. No AWS bills that require a payment plan. Just you, your dusty gaming PC, and some serious distributed horsepower.

Bonus: Render’s tech also trains AI models. Which means it now sits at the magical intersection of AI and rendering — two of crypto’s hottest buzzwords. It launched at $0.06 in 2020. It’s now over $3.90. And no, it’s not too late (unless you’re reading this in 2028).

2. PROMPT ⭐️ 

Narrative: Speak English. Launch a crypto bot. Feel powerful.

Wayfinder (a.k.a. PROMPT) launched in April 2025 and basically lets you create an autonomous crypto agent by talking to it like it’s your roommate. Want to swap tokens? Run a yield strategy? Bridge across chains? Just ask your “Shell” — a personal AI with a personality and zero boundaries.

No coding. No UIs with 19 buttons. Just you, some words, and possibly an existential crisis when the bot gets sassier than you’d like.

Is it early? Yes. Is it proven? Not yet. But it might be the closest thing to mainstream crypto adoption since that one grandma accidentally bought DOGE.

3. Bittensor 🧿 

Narrative: AI models competing for rewards while pretending to collaborate.

Bittensor is basically a Hunger Games for AI models. Instead of one centralized overlord hoarding compute, you get subnets — specialized AI agents — that work together (but also fight to the death for TAO tokens).

It’s weird, ambitious, and maybe genius. They’re tackling real problems like cost, scale, and innovation gatekeeping — and it’s working. TAO is up 13% despite recent market tantrums.

The Takeaway 🥡 

These aren’t meme coins pretending to be AI. These are real projects solving real problems with actual tech. You can ignore them if you want — just don’t act surprised when your coffee machine asks for your TAO wallet address.

 Altcoin Season: Maybe. 💴  

Let’s get something straight: crypto doesn’t move in a vacuum. It dances to the beat of central banks — those shadowy wizards behind the curtain who print money and then pretend they didn’t.

And yes, we’ve been watching global liquidity (via M2) like hawks on Adderall. But it turns out M2 is like using a sledgehammer to measure rainfall. It’s big. It’s clumsy. It kinda works. But not great.

So here’s the update: the real signal comes from central bank liquidity — the money central banks actually inject or suck out of the market. It’s precise. It’s predictive. It’s the financial equivalent of switching from a Magic 8 Ball to Google Maps.

Chart Whispers 💸 

Central bank liquidity is rising again. And guess what? Bitcoin — that digital boulder we all push uphill — just hit a new closing high. Wild, right?

According to this liquidity model and something called the Crypto Timing Model™ (which sounds like a scam but isn’t), the rally is likely to continue through mid-to-late September. So yeah, get your moon boots ready. Or at least your moon-adjacent slippers.

Bitcoin: Semi-Rally 🚨 

Here’s the weird part. Bitcoin’s current move? Underwhelming. Like a fireworks show on a foggy night.

Yes, it’s rising. But it’s doing so with the excitement of a middle manager at an HR retreat. We’ve had multiple breakout cycles, all within an unusually tight range. Which isn’t nothing, but also isn’t “lambo time.”

Show Stealer 🌠 

ETH is off the leash.

Since mid-July — right after the GENIUS Act passed (remember that thing?) — Ethereum has been sprinting ahead of central bank liquidity like it just stole something. It’s now the top-traded asset on many major exchanges, and Bitcoin’s basically standing in the corner with a red Solo cup wondering what happened.

If ETH can break $5,000, we might be looking at the start of altseason — when all your weird little coins with food names go vertical.

But if liquidity rotates back into Bitcoin before then? Well, we wait. And meme about it.

The Takeaway 🥡 

Altseason isn’t guaranteed. But the setup is forming. If you’ve got strong hands and an internet connection, keep an eye on ETH, the money printers, and your favorite illiquid bags.

Because crypto doesn’t reward the loudest. It rewards the weirdos who actually pay attention.

COIN SPOTLIGHT 🔍️ 

STAGE RIGHT 🎬️     

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— H.L. Mencken

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